Some Humor

 OK I saw these  and had to post them,.

An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat,
a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar
and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he
asks, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party,"
the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my
love life.""But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests
the bartender. "That's right. My last four scores were
seven years ago."

A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly
picking on him, so he started playing poker on friday
nights with his buddys just to get some relief. After
he came home she'd start right in on him again. After
several weeks went by, he came home early one friday
night about 9:30. His wife asked him how come he was
home early. He told her: "You need to pack your bags
and go to Herb's house, I lost you to him in the card
game tonight." His wife became furious and started
to give him hell. She said: "Just how could you do
such a thing!?" He replied: "It was the hardest thing
I ever done.... I had to fold with four aces."

One day, a blonde was shopping for some shoes. As she
picked up a nice pair, she saw the price… $100. She
called over the store clerk and demanded that the store
lower the price of shoes! The clerk rejected, and then
added "if you don't like our shoe price, then get
alligator shoes somewhere else! The blonde left,
furios! Later that day, as the store clerk was driving
home, he passed by a swamp and saw the blonde there.
He stopped his car and watched her. Amazingly, the
blonde saw an alligator, shot it perfectly in the
heart and dragged near 10 dead alligators. She
turned this alligator over and screamed, "Dang it!
This one doesn't have any shoes either

HELP! Part Missing!

HELP!

Have figured out what i wrong with the car. a part is missing. the web site that I got this pic from  (above) does not list part 20 so I have no idea what it is. can someone please ID this part and let me know? Its the one where you see the hole. Also if any one knows what kind and size of nuts go on the stems that would help.

Thanks


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